We have to win this thing. I don’t have anything clever or funny to say about it.
Archive for October, 2008
Terrorizing Dissent – the power of remix
Posted in The Sleepy Pee-Pee, Tubular, tagged McCain, police brutality, RNC Convention, terror on October 28, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Wassup?
Posted in Tubular, tagged obama, Wassup on October 25, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Mozambican Postcard
Posted in Travelodus, tagged mozambique, terrible food on October 21, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Please notice that the top of the bag says “Feliz 2005.” These chips possibly were in fact from 2005. We picked them up at a gas station on our way back south toward the end of the trip. As Mr. MiddleChild put it: “Worse than dog food.” More on Mozambique to come…
I need to blog a REAL blog
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, tagged craigslist, duck mask on October 15, 2008| 5 Comments »
Ya know, a blog where I talk about my feelings, and politics, and my feelings about politics.
But I don’t have time to do that today, so instead, here is something from Best of Craigslist, WHICH, I think, kind of sums up my feelings about politics!
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DUCK MASK
“Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way. ”
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Is this not about the smelliest picture, ever?
FAIL Blog Mad Libs
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, tagged fail, failblog, mad libs, urinal cakes on October 10, 2008| Leave a Comment »
I just ________ the urinal cake.
Fist-bumping Obama!
Posted in The Sleepy Pee-Pee, tagged dap, fun with fundraising, obama, terrorist fist jab on October 7, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Here’s a really great idea for a fundraiser: pay some ca$h, get a picture of you and the Obaminator (if you haven’t noticed, I kind of like the -ator suffix) partaking of the ol’ terrorist fist jab! Here’s my favorites from the set:
God’s Country
Posted in Travelodus, tagged blingee, jessica alba, jesus fountain, michigan, mozambique, stupid crap, vote on October 2, 2008| 1 Comment »
Jessica Alba, her empty dead eyes and her Louis Vuitton muzzle remind you to vote (or die).
I just remembered to request my absentee (aka fake) ballot before leaving – if you, too, are cheating and still voting in your home state where it actually counts instead of in, say, a non-state, get your absentee ballot, dangit!
Tomorrow Mr. MiddleChild and I depart for two weeks with my friend who is in Mozambique as a Peace Corps volunteer. I will try not to eat all the Oreos, Rice Krispee Treats and Butterfingers her mom sent me to courier over, but I’m just saying I have about 30 hours of travel and am not bringing my ipod so…
See you in mid-October, when I will have stories of one or more of the following:
– The Yotel
– Diarrhea (And believe me, I will be *real* about this with you)
– Hilarious miscommunications/Portuguese bumbles in which Mr. MC ends up trading me for bus tickets
– Beaches, horseback riding, snorkeling, travel by dhow, traveling overland, visiting my friend’s classroom and former host family, and MORE!
I leave you this image from our recent trip to Michigan:
I sure miss that state.
I never knew Ultraman had such mad dance skillz
Posted in Tubular, Zombie Sex, tagged dancing, moldy peaches, scatman, ultraman on October 2, 2008| 1 Comment »
Via +2Charisma. I love the line-dancing rogues gallery and Ultraman’s Scat-styling fedora.
Actually, I mostly like this video because it reminds me of this Moldy Peaches music video:
Transmission from Tiggywinkles
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, tagged adorable, cute as fuck, deer, st. tiggywinkles on October 1, 2008| 2 Comments »
Look at what I have found. Go ahead. Just look at it.
This might be the cutest fucking thing ever in the history of Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire.
Here is what Uggs had to say about it: