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My apologies for not having posted in awhile. A bunch of stuff has happened, including drinking way too much whiskey while being underdressed in a room of people I don’t know, and nearly getting clocked at the DC Roller Derby. The most important thing that has happened is this:

I adopted a cat! She is gray and sassy and I believe that she is like the cat version of Bea Arthur.

She also looks like a black cat that has been rolling around in powdered sugar or talcum powder or cocaine. My cat is a coke head and I love it.

Also, I have to say, watching a boyfriend who has never had a pet get really into playing with a cat is quite cute.

She can also kill flies like an iguana. It’s amazing.

Can you sense my glee?

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Dear DC Humane Society,

Albert Einstein is my reference. CRED.

Love,

Uggs

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