If you are from Chicago and you aren’t fascinated with R. Kelly, then you haven’t been listening to enough WGCI. Seriously. The man has allegedly been sleazing his way into the beds of young protegés and fans and even his agent’s teenage daughter since long before I was too old to be his jail bait, [...]
Archive for May 8th, 2008
Do they have lemonade in the clink?
Posted in Tubular, Urbanal, Zombie Sex, tagged chef r boy kells, piss on you, r kelly on May 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Mike Gravel’s soulja boy dance is off the chain.
Posted in GEEKout, Tubular, tagged flippin jeans, Mike Gravel, Obama Girl, redonk, Tubular on May 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
WHAT?
Wow, when I saw Mike Gravel’s Helter Skelter video, I thought he was just kind of a crazy old dude who accidentally stumbled into coolpants. Now I know that Mike Gravel purposefully backflips into his coolpants off a seesaw.
Bad Week for White People
Posted in Zombie Sex, tagged bros, campus police, coke, ecstasy, guns, weed on May 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Gas in Chicago was over $4 a gallon yesterday.
And if things aren’t bad enough for white people, 96 fraternity bros and sorority sisters at San Diego State University got busted yesterday for slinging drugs to their runny-nosed peers. I don’t know know what is funnier about the bust, that campus cops actually went undercover to [...]
