I honestly have no words. I want to see the Country Bears remixed with Lil Kim.
Archive for May, 2008
Usher being performed by the animatronic bears at Showbiz pizza
Posted in GEEKout, Tubular, tagged creepy_bears, redonk, usher on May 31, 2008 | 5 Comments »
When gay men use their powers for evil.
Posted in The Sleepy Pee-Pee, Tubular, tagged drum major, Hillary Clinton, redonk on May 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
(via Wonkette)
While Hillary changes her mind about DNC rules, compares her struggle to Zimbabwe (uhhh…. no.) and just generally sinks lower and lower, at least her supporters in (what my Google skills have determined is) Saugerties, NY are keeping the dream alive in song.
It looks like the entire village turned out [...]
Pump it, Puppet!
Posted in Tubular, tagged dancing, delightful!, puppets on May 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Winona Forever but not while you’re at work.
Posted in GEEKout, Zombie Sex, tagged redonk, winona on May 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So, we’ve been getting a crazy amount of search engine hits because of Cereal Mom’s post about Winona Ryder’s dating history. Because I think this is 1) redonk and 2) magnificent, I have decided to share a NSFW video that is taken from a film called The Ten. Be forewarned: if you know [...]
Memorial Day Find
Posted in Urbanal, tagged old post office, washington dc on May 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
One of my favorite things about DC is the architecture. If you just ignore the bureaucracy-made-manifest late 20th century federal office buildings it’s like they’re not even there. On previous trips to the Mall, I had noticed the Old Post Office on Pennsylvania. Apparently it became obsolete almost immediately after it was [...]
The Devil is younger than John McCain
Posted in The Sleepy Pee-Pee, Tubular, tagged Country Above Self, insane, McCain, obama, patriotism, redonk on May 23, 2008 | 6 Comments »
The website Country Above Self (via Wonkette) is a place for true patriots to gather and hate their fellow Americans. In addition to a comprehensive list of Patriots (freedom-from-due-process-lover Alberto Gonzales tops the list) and Traitors (Danny Glover is second only to Ron Paul), the website has a few video [...]
Groupthink: Pleasure Princessiple
Posted in Group Think, tagged feminism, murderers on May 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
via Jezebel
Uggs: If I were in the Female Bunch, I would be the local rancher woman who rides a big stallion (no saddle, puhlease!), manages the branding process to run as efficiently as possible while maintaining our high torture standards, and generally having sex with wandering men (hobos, Manson wannabes, Charlie [...]
Patchouli-Stank
Posted in Zombie Sex, tagged green, green fest, haikus, hilarity, hippies, patchouli, yerba mate on May 22, 2008 | 3 Comments »
To second SB’s post, the Green Fest totally sucked. Sure, you get lots of eco-swag, but putting up with self-righteous green hippie bullshit is not worth the complimentary forest-scented, paraben-, pthalate- and paba-free SPF 60 trial size body lotions in biodegradable containers.
Need proof? Here’s a conversation I overheard while getting a hot cuppa yerba mate [...]
Fergie pees on Heart (and in her pants)
Posted in Tubular, Zombie Sex, tagged best band ever, ew, fergie, good morning america, heart, music, pee on May 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Quick fact about me: I love Heart. As an 8 year old, I used to inappropriately sing “All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You” and I’m sure I made a LOT of adults uncomfortable–a talent I’m glad to carry through my life to the present. My number one workout song is Barracuda. [...]
