This just in: Dane Cook is Not Funny.
April 2, 2008 by middlechild
Dane Cook has taken the Unfunniest Comic crown in Boston, beating out a homophobe, a terrible person, a cat lady and your dad.
Fred Toucher, who is probably an annoying morning DJ in Boston, adds “Dane’s stories are so weak you wouldn’t want to hear them over lunch.” (Via the Superficial…anyone notice a pattern with my sources yet?)
Congratulations, Dane! What are you going to do next? May I suggest another joke involving all possible stereotypes of a fast food job, for which the punchline consists of you repeatedly whispering “and the pickleesssss” into the mic?
