Often, I get spam that has a strange, poetic meter in its ungrammaticalness. Here are some examples from today’s inbox. The first one features a sordid tale of adultery…or tax evasion?
Hohe hoholulu
Good night, darling. She rang
himself the master of the house. At his desire, incapable
either of reply or evasion. This extraordinary off the roan
and all [...]
Archive for April 1st, 2008
Good Spam
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, tagged blowpipe, spam on April 1, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Kanye Day
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, tagged Kanye on April 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Now I’m thinking about him, so here’s more! Who loves Kanye? Me.
Kanye West (awesome hands technic)
Is it April 2nd yet?
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, tagged april fools, i love slut machine, jezebel on April 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why is it that April Fool’s jokes work every single year? Even though we all know what time it is. After deciding two years ago that I would never again fall for another one of these April 1 tugs on my heartstrings (the April Fool’s Day joke played on me back in 2006 came true [...]
This just in: Kanye actually is a white boy
Posted in T.ast.y, tagged fixed gear, kanye west, white sunglasses on April 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Kanye <3s White Boys
Posted in Tubular, Urbanal, tagged Kanye, white boys on April 1, 2008 | 6 Comments »
There is just something about Kanye West’s music that strikes me as both genius (as disturbing as this is, it’s equally awesome and conceptually creative) and off at the same time. I can’t put my finger on it – maybe it’s because he is not constantly talking about bitches and hos like my [...]
links for 2008-04-01
Posted in T.ast.y on April 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Ponies!
This is the cutest, via (duh) Cute Overload.
(tags: CUTE!)
In case you didn’t know, pretty boy Jared Leto is a fat failure.
Posted in GEEKout, Gramma's Handbag, Tubular, tagged failure, fat, film, jared leto on April 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Oh man, I was excited to hear that Jared Leto got really fat in order to play Mark David Chapman (the man who killed John Lennon), but I was ecstatic to hear that it sucked royally.
The film, Chapter 27, was officially rated an F by the AV Club, which, in my book, makes it worse [...]
