Don’t ask me how I stumbled upon this lovely ghastly collection of low-budget santa-themed stripteases.
Our first entry looks like a soccer mom/trophy wife who’s been taking strip-tease and pole dancing lessons at the local gym. I like how slowly she moves, as if she’s a little unsure of her footing–don’t want to injure those joints, [...]
Archive for December, 2007
Bah Horndog.
Posted in Tubular on December 24, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Thanks, Pee Wee.
Posted in Tubular on December 21, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The GALL!
Posted in Gramma's Handbag on December 21, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
For my brother, who had his gallbladder removed yesterday:
A surgeon faces a disciplinary hearing for snapping a photo of a patient’s tattooed genitals during an operation and showing it around to other doctors.
Mayo Clinic Hospital administrators said Dr. Adam Hansen, chief resident of general surgery, admitted taking the photo with his cell phone on Dec. [...]
Far out, Man!
Posted in The Sleepy Pee-Pee, Tubular on December 21, 2007 | 2 Comments »
This great rotoscoped cartoon on the perils of Mormonism so earnestly skewers the Mormon faith (with its somber narration and interviews with real life lapsed Mormons), that I couldn’t help but repost.
And in the WTF corner…
Posted in Cat Food, Gramma's Handbag on December 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Free Blow!
Posted in Gramma's Handbag on December 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Taken from BEST OF CRAIGSLIST (hey random googlers looking for free blow, I have none.)
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Free BLOW!!
Date: 2007-12-11, 12:26PM MST
Here’s the thing, I’m trying to clean up my life, but I’ve got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff [...]
I love Liza
Posted in Gramma's Handbag on December 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
There are four oddball celebrities that pull at my heartstrings in a strangely nostalgic, overly symbolic way: Vegas-Era Elvis Presley, Meatloaf, Dolly Parton and Liza Minnelli. While I love each of these celebrities for their sheer absurdity, they are also somehow representative of the beauty, excess and decay of the American Dream–read Don Delillo’s White [...]
Lydia Deets, Black Widow
Posted in Tubular, Zombie Sex on December 18, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I was reading a gossip blog (OMG ROTMFLOFOLO or whatever you kids say) about how Winona Ryder is dating a member of the band Rilo Kiley and of course I had to see pictures. I googled “Rilo Kiley Winona Ryder” and the first hit was this post, in which someone from spinner has compiled pictures [...]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Uggs!
Posted in Gramma's Handbag on December 17, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Dear UglyStepSister,
Here’s a happy birthday to you, all the way from Bruce Wayne’s newest hometown.
Love,
StyleBaby
Quite Literally a Case of the Mondays
Posted in Gramma's Handbag, Urbanal on December 17, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I’m having a miserable Monday! Not only did my cell phone shut itself off so that I overslept by an hour and forty-five minutes, but I’m terribly allergic to a beautiful thrift store sweater that I recently purchased. Now I find my powers of concentration failing me–so, in an effort to regroup, I have promised [...]
